WEIRD BUT IMPORTANT SKILLS MEN MUST LEARN BEFORE MARRIAGE
Written by Allison Hyacintho
On our way out to dinner I noticed her bra strap was popping out of her beautiful dress and I called her attention to it. The only way I could have known that it was not right for her bra to pop out of her dress is because I know how ladies wear that type of dress.
“Don’t you have a tube?” I asked. Because I know the best way to wear the dress is with a tube bra that doesn’t come with a strap (I can’t remember what it’s called please, handles bra or something. As an uncle, knowing this much alone I have tried ??)
Uhmmm what do we do about it now? Okay hold on let me pin the strap to the dress and hide it. So I got a pin and handled that department very well like I have done it before ??. Or maybe I have, remember those times as little boys when Mom will call us to help her zip up her dress, or hook her bra strap behind?. Hehehe, we had no idea we were rehearsing for marriage. Sometimes mom will give us her eye pencil to go and sharpen. I remember when my mama used to give me her wig to brush. Those times I used to think, “what is this one please? I am not a girl”. But far from being of help to her it was a training process for me in disguise. For the uncles that did not experience this growing up, you missed ??.
Okay so I handled her bra strap popping out with a pin like a pro and I saw the happy, impressed look in her eyes. Before then she asked me if I can cross her bra behind to make it look like a design, I said “yea, I can even zigzag the bra behind if you want.” Dont try me, I’m a bratologist ??
Guys, I just want to share some VERY weird but necessary skills you need to learn to be a great help to your wife as you walk towards marriage, and even as you are already married.
WEIRD BUT IMPORTANT SKILLS MEN
#1… Learn some simple bra hacks, like me, a pro.?? learn to cross-multiply a bra??. These are things the Bible won’t tell you but I know the Lord approves of this knowledge. Most men do not even know how to hook and unhook a bra, that’s very bad bro. I think it’s the first thing you should know how to do as a husband ??.
#2… Learn how to sharpen an eye pencil. This is not like the normal pencil you used to sharpen in nursery school with a sharpener. This one requires some extra professionalism. Learn it, its very key. When you’re running late to go out, your wife cannot be applying makeup and looking for how to sharpen her eye pencil at the same time, you can collect it and help her out to save your own time ???.
#3… Learn how to style a woman’s hair, or at least simple ways to pack it. Some of us are just zero in this department, we cannot help a woman pack her hair and ribbon it. This comes in very handy in marriage, when your wife will turn to you and say “baby please help me use this ribbon to pack my hair.” You’ll just be there looking, your own is how to scatter it when you want to disturb someone’s daughter.
#4… Learn how to tie a scalf. This one is ultimately important uncle. You cannot survive your wife’s disturbance in marriage if you don’t know how to tie a simple hair tie. Women can worry with this, “honey hold it here, roll it there, pin the gele here, shock it in here.” It can be very tiring, yet so much fun. So start openning yourself up to it.
Footnote: these things can be learnt over the internet. Sometimes when I am scrolling through my news feed I see videos teaching how to apply foundation, simple bra hacks, zip hacks, how to tie a quick scalf, etc. And I take my time to watch and learn from them. I put in the effort, because I want to be an helpmeet to my wife too. Sometimes I tag my bestie to it. Not like you must go practice with a woman first, the internet is a wide library of resource.
uhmmmm, Ladies am I forgetting any important skill? kindly remind me in the comments. Please be fast before these brothers disappear.
WEIRD BUT IMPORTANT SKILLS MEN MUST LEARN
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