Tell Your Mum To Leave by Olujimi Ayomide
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My mum came visiting
My wife wasn’t good with it
“Tell her to leave”
She told me
“How can i,she is my mother”
I replied
“Okay,she’ll leave herself”
She said smirking
I wonder what games,she was up to
During dinner
She served my mum with no meat
“Mama,I’m sorry,we had no meat,we just want to go to the market”
Mum nodded
I wonder when meat suddenly finished
I just bought some yesterday
She served my food with two meats
And took three
No wonder she asked if my mum was still alive that time
Mum was not done eating
My wife suddenly packed the plates off her front
Mum nodded
I knew my mom,when she nodded,she wants to play a new game
After dinner
We were seated
And mum spoke up
“My son,the reason why I’m here is that,
Your wife in the village and your three son,
They misses you,you didn’t give them your address
Why,
You were here with a barren girl
If you don’t want me to curse you with my two breast
Go and bring them here to live with you.”
The truth is,I had no wife in the village
Mom just played a fast one to teach my wife a lesson
Wifey stood up and went inside
She cried a river in there
To be continued
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