How Do I Explain To My Wife That I Didn’t Urinate on The Bed? – Praises Chidera Obiora

How Do I Explain To My Wife That I Didn’t Urinate on The Bed? – Praises Chidera Obiora

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So when I got married to my wife, I told my family I wasn’t spending the night in my old house.

I had already rented a flat and furnished it. It was the first time my wife and I were going to be moving into that apartment.

That night we were very tired. So we just jumped on the big bed and slept without even holding each other. The rain that fell that evening made the sleep sweeter.

In the morning when I woke up, I found the center of the bed where I was sleeping soaked.

I was shocked.

I stood up from the bed immediately.

I touched the back of my trouser and discovered it was soaked.

I started asking myself questions.

I can’t remember dreaming of urinating anywhere in my dream. So how comes did I piss on the bed?

I touched my wife’s trousers and she was dried.

That was the first night I was sleeping with my wife on the same bed. I knew if my wife woke up and saw the wet bed she wouldn’t believe me if I told her I didn’t do it.

I snapped my fingers tries.

“Enemies.”

I kept looking at the bed.

I couldn’t explain how the bed had turned wet. How do I explain to my wife that I didn’t urinate on the bed? She will not even believe me.

That morning I decided that I wouldn’t be put to shame. So I quickly change my trouser and lay on the other side of the bed.

I started pushing my wife small small towards the wet area.

I was using my bumbum to push her but the wife I was pushing, was pushing me back.

I didn’t want to wake her up. I had to be calculative. I wanted her to just roll towards the wet side while I sleep on the dry bed.

When she wouldn’t move, I muttered.

“Baby move small let me balance?”

“O, Praises sleep on your side na. What happened to your side? Why are you pushing me from my side?”

“My love I am not pushing you. I just want you to move small. I want to change position.”

“Don’t change position. Just go back and sleep. I like this place I am sleeping.”

Since she was the one close to the wet area, I didn’t bother her anymore.

When we had both woken up that morning, she discovered the bed was wet.

My wife turned to me.

“Baby, did you piss on the bed?”

“No na. God forbid. See me I am dry. I was just about to ask you the same question. Did you piss? Because the bed is wet.”

“Praises, I am dry too. Look at me.”

The whole thing was shocking.

Even me too kept looking at the soaked bed.

At the end of the day, we landed everything on the devil’s head.

“It is the devil. They don’t want us to marry in peace.”

My wife equally agreed.

“Yes o. The devil’s plan will not work. How can the devil come and just piss on the bed like that? He wants to set us up. Very jealous devil.”

We dried the bed in the sun.

Later that afternoon, my wife drew my attention to the wet ceiling. Then we discovered it was the rain that fell during the night that soaked the bed.

While I was staring at the ceiling.

My wife muttered.

“And all these while I kept thinking I was the one that urinated on the bed.”

I turned to her.

“Ah! You knew about the bed.”

“Yes na. I even had to push you to cover my shame.”

“So that was why I was pushing you and you didn’t shift.”

My wife started laughing.

“Mumu, I was just looking at you. Where did you hide the trouser you changed because I knew you changed it.”

I went to the back of the wardrobe and brought it out.

My wife went to the back of the television and brought hers out.

We dropped the cloth on the floor.

Both of us started laughing.

My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.

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