OUR PASTOR’S WIFE—PART 3
The next day, I had to call my manager.
l lied to him that I was sick, I started purging this morning, so he gave me the day off 😉
I took my bath, got prepared and left my house at about 10:30am to my pastor’s place.
I followed the address, it is a very massive and beautiful estate, their house is Block 56, I knocked on the gate, a giant dog started barking.
Me wey dey fear dog ☹️,
A short black man came out from the security post.
SECURITY: Good morning bros, he greeted
ME: Good morning my brother, is mummy pastor around? I asked
SECURITY: Is she expecting you?
ME: Ofcourse🙄… I answered trying to arrange my collar.
SECURITY: Ok, what’s your name?
ME: My name is brother Tygä.
SECURITY: Ok, wait am coming, he said as he ran inside and came back within a minute.
Ok, you can enter, he said as he opened the gate.
ME: Abeg o, help me hold your dog o. I said, trying to stand close to him.😬
SECURITY: E no dey bite(this dog don’t bite), just go inside
See me, see trouble nitori olorun 😟 wetin no dey bite, this kind giant dog, I murmured
ME: Bros abeg, Come follow me enter, I requested, he laughed and escorted me to the sitting room where mummy G.O was beautifully seated on one of the couches, her two children were also there.
ME: Good morning ma, I greeted her staring at the large beautiful sitting room and the family portrait on the wall.
PASTOR’S WIFE: Tygä, have your seat. She responded frowning her face.
I sat and she started talking.
PASTOR’S WIFE: Bro Tygä, you’re new in our church that’s why i won’t blame you that much but sister Sonia! She knows the doctrine too well, so she’ll be suspended but all will be well.
She said, looking at me eye ball to eye ball.
In my mind, this woman dey cast me in presence of her children?🤔
ME: Am so sorry ma, it won’t happen again. I responded
PASTOR’S WIFE: It’s ok, fine boys like you all girls can rush na, I know, it’s not easy to have this kind of body structure and….
It’s from this point I knew mummy G.O was driving somewhere else! How she will she admire me right in front of this children.
PASTOR’S WIFE: Nelson, Purity, go to your room. She paused and faced them.
Nelson stood up and entered the room, that one should be about 6years, but purity that’s about 3years refused to stand up, she even pretended they were not talking to her and that’s how she started looking at me directly for eyes! Na wa o
PASTOR’S WIFE: Sweetheart, go to your room, I’ll buy you bobo drink, you hear? She told purity again, for where? purity no shake body o and na so her eyes no comot for my eyes o, I offend the girl ni?
PASTOR’S WIFE: Ermmh bro Tygä , the Lord is good! I wanted to share with you our church doctrines but I don’t want to say somethings in this girl’s presence but Tor, it is well o
ME: No problem ma.
PASTOR’S WIFE: Don’t worry bro Tygä, I’ll send you a message later.
ME: Ok ma, I’ll take my leave now…
PASTOR’S WIFE: Alright bro Tygä, take care, she said as she saw me off to the gate!
All these small small possessed pastor pikin! Small winch! I said to myself as I walk home, I never reached house when mummy G.O message entered my phone.
It reads: Bro Tygä, kindly meet me at the junction by 7:30pm today, I’ll meet you there.
My heart skipped! Ewo 🧐
I rushed home, ate my gala and soft drink that I bought from mama Nancy, and I was patiently waiting for 7:30.
At exactly, 7pm, I left the home, jumped on a bike that took me to the junction, at about 7:35pm, mummy G.O’s Lexus jeep packed in my front.
Hop in bro Tygä, she said as she wined down the glass, I entered and after exchanging pleasantries, we were both quite.
Mummy G.O is a rough driver 😑 even me wey be man no go drive like this for express road!
We drove for about 20 minutes to a serene garden, one kin secret garden wey if you enter, no body go know you, Choi this mummy G.O ehn, as we were entering, na so she knack her black shades!
We sat over two bottles of malt, na there mummy G.O begin manifest 🤣🤣
Tygä errhm, I know you’re surprised why I brought you here, my dear I need someone to confide in, I need someone to speak with, my husband, today ministration in Grand Capemount, tomorrow Buchana, next tomorrow London, am not enjoying the marriage, when I married him, he wasn’t a pastor o, infact two of us did things together, we clubbed and did everything today, one year into our marriage, he became born again, and few months later, he became a pastor! I had to follow him so I don’t look like a bad wife! If not Tygä I was hot in town o, she explained emotionally.
My jaw dropped, what did I just hear?
I didn’t know what to say o, mummy G.O was waiting for me to talk, na so my mouth heavy.
HER: Tygä say something na…
ME: 😑 Am speechless ma.
HER: Don’t call me Ma, call me mercy, we’re friends now! Mercy! Call me mercy!
To be continued…….
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