OUR PASTOR 🌷- Sire Prince Jhay
A used condom mistakenly dropped from our pastor’s pocket while he was preaching the gospel in the church one Sunday morning
The whole congregation got shocked at the sight of the cōndōm on the ground, it was obviously unbelievable to us
I stare at the pastor’s wife, she looks so surprised and confused as well, I looked looked around to observe my church members and I noticed the surprised and confused expression on their faces
Initially, our pastor didn’t know something like that had dropped from his pocket, he was still preaching about fornication and other sinful act until the interpreter tapped him to look at the ground
“Whatttt, what is this?” Pastor asked out of shock and confusion, he picked it up and started rebuking it
“Hmmmmmm” everyone hummed at him, his act look like a pretence to most of us.
“How did this thing thing get here, where did it fell from?” Pastor asked still acting baffled
“From your pocket sir” someone responded loudly from the back
Everyone swifly turned back to see the owner of the voice and some of the church members let out a silent chuckle but I personally didn’t find it funny.
The pastor dipped his hand in his pocket and brought out another packet of condom and a s3x toy (dild0)
“Ahhhhhhhhhhh” everyone exclaimed loudly and people began to leave the church one after the other
“You guys should wait, I don’t know how this thing get to my pocket, praise dah Lord, Amen, Amen, praise dah Lord everyone” pastor called out but no response, we all left leaving the minority in the church
Throughout that day, pastor became the topic of discussion that even the news extended to other churches, streets and communities.
The following day, the pastor made a video recording of himself and announced that he never knew how those things get to his pocket.
According to him, he said he has the hope in God and was sure that the cūlpìit will be revealed and will confessed publicly.
The information got people laughing because they thought he was just trying to defend himself while some believed him
The next Sunday, I attended the same church and I was shocked to see the church full of members and non members too
I looked at the congregations and I smiled to myself. These people actually came because of the last incident and to see our pastor as well
The service was going on smoothly until something strange and unbelievable happened again
Pastor wanted to play a gospel song on his phone, he connected with the amplifier through Bluetooth
He played a song by dunsin oyekan on his phone and people were really enjoying it, The song played and switched to the next song
All of a sudden, we started hearing a loud moaning of a lady booming out of the speaker
“Ouch pastor, harder pastor, harder please, ouchhhhhhhhh, fvck me harder pastor”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Jesus Christ” The whole congregation exclaimed
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