WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE Episode 10 – 11

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE Episode 10

Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Mr Mike tried covering his banana but was prevented from doing so.the guys just stood there making jest of him and using the tip of their gun to toy with his banana dingling like that of a bell
1st Guy:ah baba lecturer ye ma baje gan(this lecturer must be very spoilt)bros i greet o
2nd Guy: oya lets go outside
Mr Mike: outside! ah(collapse)
2nd Guys:guys make we comot…they left the lecture hall before the whole students started shouting.some where laughing while most girls were crying as we all surrounded the unconcious lecturer,some students were taking photos of him.the security finally surfaced,they ask what had happened,trust students,they narrated the story to them.they revived mr mike and took him out of the lecture hall.

The news spreed round the campus like burning fire with heavy.no body asked me anything about the incident,they thought those guys just came to my rescue due to the harrassment was too much,they all blamed mr mike for taking pleasure in harrassing a student(me) each time for no just reason,some were like “shey nah fashion we come skul 4! anybody can wear anything to the lecture hall as far as the cloth is covering the person’s unclothedness”.the truth is that the man just hate me and like making fun in class using me for no just reason because am always neat to lectures,just that my dressing code is too simple.

When i met matchety i was just too glad.i thanked him for everything and he said its all not his plan,the capon did.i was excited.when we got to meeting that night i thanked them all.my friendship with matchety grew,we became very close like brothers and this moved on well.i also made friends with skipper a guy on campus but i never knew he belong to a cult called “ELVIS” one of the hardcore enemies of BLACK MEN and as for mr mike i never saw him on campus again.

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i got into my year 2 in school(my year 1 result was cool) and to crown it all we are about writing our final exams for year 2 self.

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Am now a big boy.i dont lack anything again because the black men don’t play little shits,we deal with politicans.we work for politicans or big businessmen and get heavy pay.what do you think when i said we work for politicans? Well i just meant that we help them do their dirty works like eliminating their enemies,though i had not killed yet but i had been promised that i would take part in the next business to come.
I was in my lodge playing ps 2 games with matchety as we bragged to deal with each other
Matchety:after today eh if u see me u wont want to play game again
Me:abeg make i hear,u too make mouth,i go finish u today(dont get surprised i now speak foul english(pidgin)that’s one of the bad thing u learn when u start associating with bad friends and when u join the wrong people)
Matchety:eh.wu dey tok,see d bad R2 i dey play u na
Me:how many goals u don use am score,u nor dey see as i dey carry my keeper catch ur R2? No worry i go begin carry post for u now
Matchety:u say u go do wetin
Me:i go dey shift post,na cheat be that
Matchety:make i hear,shift wetin,no be only cheat na chat
Me:how u go take no when u just start game yesterday
Matchety: da ke jawe(keep shut jawe)
Me:see my goal here(he paused the game)u dey craze? why you go pause when i wan score u
Matchety: o ma sheybi ode(you would be acting like a fool)person dey call me(dip his hand into his trouser pocket)
Me:ta ni?(who?)
Matchety: (brought his phone out of his pocket and picked the call)hello observe.what? When? Na which fraternity buy this market? Capon don know? Ok na i dey with sky…hang up.
Me:wetin happen?
Matchety:ah sky
Me:na wetin na?
Matchety:butcher don off(die) he don rest in peace
Me:what?where,when,how,who do am?
Matchety: observer say them just pa(kill) am few minutes ago
Me: (boiling)who and how and for where,talk na
Matchety:na for campus,observer say na THE ELVIS kill am
Me: (stood up)ah,THE ELVIS don fuckuuup,dem don price market and them must buy am by force.school go hurt again
Matchety:ah scores don count 0:1,na we get school na,na we dey decide tinz 4 we skul kom dey run am too.aaah(stood up too)this is time for blood.blood must to for blood.why ELVIS go dey win us 0:1 for we home again
Me:calm down.we go treat dem fuckupp
Matchety:you must be careful now because war has began…call came into my phone,it was capon,i picked it up
Me:capon e don red
Capon:a mighty tree just fell
Me:too bad
Capon:a brother had just betrayed a brother.blood must go for blood
Me:betray?how,who??

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE Episode 11
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Still on the call
Me:a brother betrayed a brother! who be that?
Capon:dont worry,i go give am race for this town and kosi koko lo ma shelle(and nothing would happen)this na unilag,my capalar,every josing man must be deleted
Me:capon d person wehy Bleep dis up we go Bleep am down
Capon:where is matchety
Me:he is here with me
Capon:make u guys dey well,make una dey careful for now and make una show for tonight meeting
Me:no yawa capo…call ends
Matchety:which brother Bleep this up?
Me:me never know but na deleting things
Matchety:unilag go hot no,ogbah go dey on
Me:guy anyhow na.

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That night we assembled for a meeting.we sang and dance around for some time before the angrily seated capon asked us to stop.
Capon: (angrily)BLACK MEN
All:we are your shadows
Capon:BLACK MEEENN
All:we follow you anywhere you go
Capon:BLACK MEEEN
All:but nothing goes for nothing….
Capon:i dey vexx,i dey die.person get mind,carry poo rub me for face
Viper:capo if person open eyes bit my head without fearing d brain,ah,when i dey bite him yarsh,god go punish the poo wey dey im yarsh
Mighty Joe:chai chai,god punish devil.
Matchety:i go run am,only me go run am na
Capon:dem fall my butcher dem no think am twice that one no dey too vex but the one wey vex me be say na one brother betray im own brother for sake of money and enemity between dem
All:chaaiiii,na which brother Bleep dis uuupp
Capon:Cloud fall out(cloud came out shivering) cloud why u fuckup,u forget say i be ur shadow,i dey follow u.i know every move u take,why would u betray a brother?
Cloud: (kneeling)no be my intention capo,nah mistake abeg make una forgive me,na ordinary bet i bet with the guy o,i no no say d guy na ELVIS
Capon:u use ur brother bet? kom collect d money without winning the bet abi? guys make una first observe some silence for a fallen soldier of this brotherhood and of this fraternity(everywhere became as silent as a grave yard,after some minutes the capon continued)cloud forgiveness na sin but i forgive u so fall back to ur stand
Cloud:thank u capon…
That night we planned how to revenge butcher’s death in 3 days time and everything was well planned.

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i was surprised to find out that skipper(that my friend)was the capon of ELVIS and i never knew that but today being 3rd day,the judgement day.we got to the school gate(3 of us.myself,matchety and viper)on mask,carrying guns in our bags.many of our people are already inside the school waiting to be supplied with the guns to poff out.we walked passed the security men on our black up and down straight to the fence and each of us throw our bags over the fence into the school compound,we pretended to want jumping over the fence too into the school,just then we saw the securities approaching us but before they could close up on us(we had no intentions of running)an army van covered up.pulled over and four soldiers rushed out with guns.
1st Soldier: (pointing gun at us)what did u guys just threw over the fence.
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Yawa don gas.
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