WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE Episode 44

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE Episode 44

Step Mum: (crying)daniel has killed me
oh,daniel has killed my only son.someone call
in d police

Me:no,it wsnt intentional,it ws all a mistake
(turned 2 dad who already folded his arms in
sorrow)dad u were here,pls help me explain 2
her

Step Mum: (still crying) keep shut u
murderer….she ws abt bouncing on me when i
wokeup**i was sweating like sum1 who jst
finished swimming,i looked at the wall clock,it
says 7:30am

Me: o my God,i must had slept off since
yesterday evening dat i returned from d search of nancy(i pondered)…thank God it ws all a dream bt where cn i find dis girl.my door
cracked opened,then josey surface

Me:josey hw are u?

Josey: (looking angry,she jst ignored my chat)
i jst came 2 check on u since u had been
sleeping since 5pm yesterday.thank God u are
fine nw…she started walking back 2 d door

Me:josey.what’s wrong,did i wrong u,oh
yesterday insult? Am so sorry
Josey:i only asked hope u search well 4 her,d
next thing u did ws shout at me & ask me if
am mad

Me:am sorry nah pls.

Josey:bribe me first

Me:with what?

Josey: (smiles,walk back 2 my bed side &
satdown with her legs crossed while i stood
transfix watching her)nw u are talking.u wld
buy me 3 packs of chocolate,3 plates of ice
cream,buy me a new phone & u take me 2
shoprite

Me:come are my ur b.f

Josey:i wld be in my room,when u make up ur
mind u let me knw bt 4 nw malic resumed(she
stoodup and started walking toward d door,i
held her hands)

Me: oyah wait,remove somethings na

Josey: (smiles & went back 2 her seating
position on d bed)i thought u wnt
cooperate.when u were shouting at me doing
big bro 4 me u dnt knw that there are fines
attached to it abi! Ok i wld leave only
shoprite,just take me 2 shoprite

Me: ah,shoprite! U wld still buy d
chocolate,ice cream & phone there nau,why
not just leave shoprite & phone for ice cream
& chocolate?

Josey: (stands up from d bed)i see u aint
ready 4 business(started walking 2 d door
again)

Me:business?

Josey: (stopped walking but didnt turn)
yes,business of peace making

Me: odikwa egwu(its surprising) ok i wld take
u 2 shoprite

Josey: (turn 2 face me)now u come,i guess we
are having a nice deal here

Me: but on one condition

Josey: (surprise face)which is?

Me:i do d shopping why u watch.i wld buy
whatever i feel like buying

Josey:maka y?

Me:maka i dnt trust u at all

Josey:not an excuse

Me:bt i jst used it as one

Josey:i wld think about it

Me:what is there to think about?

Josey:ur aka gum behaviour na

Me:na u sabi.just go dress up and lets go

Josey:yeeeee,u knw what,never mind.but ok
when we get there sha…she opens the door
and ran off to get prepared.

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2hours later we were set to go

Step Mum:eh come here oko ati iyawo
(husband and wife)where are u both going
dressed like this

Me:flexing

Josey:yes,shoprite flexing

Me: (chai dis girl don do tatafo)hehehehehe(d
laugh no be from my mind o)

Dad:u mean u both are going to shoprite

Josey: daddy

Dad:then whatever u buy for urselves also buy
for the family

Me: (mo gbe!!!)sir?

Step Mum:yea,dnt forget my chocolate and
Orbit chewing gum

Josey:mum haba

Step Mum:what?

Josey: out of everything sold in shoprite its
only chewing gum and chocolate u see to ask
for(i pinched her)aaah

Me:u better remember our deal,i do d
shopping and u do d watching so dnt be so
sure what u get

Josey:ah big bro

Me:ah small sis,can we start going now?

Dad:u guys should return on time because ur
brother wld be introducing his girl stella to the
family….o boi the statement explosed for my
ear.as i drive josey to the shoprite i was lost
in thought,what wld happen next,who is
stella,does daddy knw her before.

O God help me,i dnt want my dream to come true.

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