Life in The Womb Episode 5 | Very Funny Short Story

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Life in The Womb by Mummy E | A Short Pidgin English Comedy

Life in The Womb Episode 5

Agu and Bovi sat like two frustrated people. Bovi had looked up more than five times waiting for their mother to eat so they too can eat, but all they kept receiving was water.

Agu: Bros I don tire, true to God I don tire. I nor understand wetin day happen again.

Bovi: Nor tire o, na you make us day here.

Agu; which kain mama we get sef. So she no know say we day hungry. Why she never eat at this time now.

Bovi: maybe na poor woman belle we don enter so o, infact nor be maybe. Na poor woman belle we enter so. Since you day here so, you don eat any better thing?

Agu: naim be day na suffer go kill us when she finally born us o.

Bovi: Na suffer naim go kill you nor be me. (He hisses) I regret sha why we enter here, but we don enter we don enter. Anything we see we go manage am. Any opportunity when go make that door open, we go grab am then return to heaven. U understand?

Agu: Brotherly I understand, I am fully behind you.

Bovi: But for now, we got manage the beans when she eat so, its better than nothing. .

They both sat down and ate in silence after which they slept. But they were soon woken up because of the whole place that was shaking.

Bovi: Agu, wetin they happen? E be like say the womb won collapse o, see as everywhere day shake.

Agu supported himself from falling by grabbing the walls, and then he kept silent and listened. And he heard peoole talking.

Agu: Bovi listen, listen, people day talk.

Bovi puts his ears carefully and listened.

Agu: Na fight abi na quarrel?

Bovi: no nor be fight, e be like say na prayer.

Agu: prayer? At this time of the night? Which kain prayer them day pray when everywhere day shake like this.

Bovi: (still listening) Them day pray say make God open their door and change their story, them day pray say make God keep us safe till the day of delivery say make the delivery easy well well.

Agu burst out laughing.

Agu: Them lie, them lie, make God keep us safe, them nor want us to go back.

Bovi: Nor mind them jhoor. Them won born us enter suffer. Make them nor worry.

Agu: na the day them won born us we go go back. We nor day go enter suffer, God forbid am.

Bovi: Na prayer them won pray make them disturb our sleep. Abeg wind that corner for the belle make I blow this side, make she for ho lie down jhoor.

Agu; nor mind am, na because we give her small space make her day misbehae. Wind that side. At the count of three lessgo.
Oya , one two three

And they both started punching their moms stomach as the young woman bent in pains. She quickly looked for a chair close to her and say down to rest.

To be continued!
Written and composed by Excelrhymez
Aka Mummy E
08034868617.

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Catherine
Catherine
4 years ago

This shidren no get joy Aral ??????