Life in The Womb Episode 4 by Mummy E

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Life in The Womb by Mummy E | A Short Pidgin English Comedy

Life in The Womb Episode 4 by Mummy E

The race was not an easy one, the kids ran as fast they could trying to get through the door to enter the womb. Since the last time this was the first time that Agu and Bovi were getting this close in 7 months. Agu was ahead this time and Bovi was running behind trying to catch up. And urging Agu not to fail this time.

Bovi: Agu my guy, run, run, nor carry last o, we don near, nor let those baga gap you o, run , my guy run.

Agu: abeg quiet make I fit concentrate, you sef run, nor day creep for back day tell me run run. Wetin?

Finally Agu got in first and set at the door, kicking of any child that tries to enter, but one was adamant he struggles with Agu and tries to get in, but Bovi got there quick and assisted Agu in pushing the little girl out. They both got in and shut the door behind them. Leaving the other kids frustrated once again as they turned and left.

Bovi: My guy, my guy shake me jare. Na man you be, see the way you gap everybody run enter this place. Thank God say I reach here at the right time and we don shut the door.

Agu: yes o, finally we don enter womb.

They turned to see the womb they’ve entered. The terror in their faces said it all as they both rushed to the door, pulling it in effort to open it.

Bovi: Guy draw this door, I need to go outside.

Agu: you nor day see me so, I day draw am e nor day gree open.

Bovi: Guy put effort and draw this door open.

They both dragged and dragged but the door refused to open. And so after exhausting themselves, they both sat down disappointed. Bovi looked round the womb.

Bovi: wetin be this? Which kain womb you go carry me enter so?

Agu: wetin day worry you? I force you? Nor be only you enter?

Bovi: oh oh God! I know say anything them do with you nor go get head. When I enter womb the last time as I look well see say the thing nor go favor us I come out. Your own you nor look you just enter. come allow me enter, come close the door, now we don hook here. All because of you. Single sense you nor get.

Agu: ehn! Nor be my fault na, I nor remember to check, I just day focus on you entering.

Bovi: you won judge am for my head now. Why you nor check when you enter.

Agu moving round and checking out their new house for the next 9months .

Agu: Oh boy! This na one room o.

Bovi: Even the room and parlour when I reject better pass this one.

Agu: Them go give us food so?

Bovi: nor be you enter?anything we see, we take.

Agu: Nor talk like that o, I dont joke when it comes to my food o.

Bovi: so wetin you won do now.

Agu: I go shook hand inside her top belle make she know say we day here and I day hungry.

Bovi: Abi o. Let us begin the torment in her!

They both giggles as they plan their next line of action.

To be continued!
Written and composed by Excelrhymez
Aka Mummy E
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