Life in The Womb by Mummy E Episode 8 | Very Funny Short Story

Life in The Womb by Mummy E

Episode 8

Mrs Ojo has been labouring for three days and her entire system is about to collapse, each time they feel the baby is about to come out, it just drags right back inside. The doctors had informed Mr Ojo that if in the next 1hour she doesn’t give birth they will have to operate on her.

Meanwhile Bovi and Agu were already tired from the continuous pull not to be born.

Bovi: Bros I don tire, I don tire,

Agu: Even me, I nor day fit breathe well again, our water don finish. Na to just die naim remain. But that door never still gree open, how we go do?

Bovi: Bros I nor know o, and I hear when person day tell mama say after one hour them go do operation o.

Agu: wetin be operation?

Bovi: so you nor know, them go tear our mama belle open and them go force us come out.

Agu: ehn?

Bovi: oh you nor know, see you!

Agu: Them nor go try am, if them try am, na there we go pass go. This door must open.

Bovi: ssshhhhh listen listen, our mama day talk.

They two boys put their ears very close to the door as they listened to Mrs Ojo talking.

Mrs Ojo: (crying) my Darling boys, my blessings from God, my loves, I know you can hear me well. Please boys come down to me please, I do not want to pass through the pains of CS, I do not want to suffer the pains of not holding you first in my arms. My darlings please have mercy on mummy and come to me. I and your father love you so much and we have prepared so much for you. My Jewel and my diamond, I know your coming is the beginning of open doors for my husband and I, so I beg you, come down my loves please. (She continues crying,/as Mr Ojo consoled her)

Mr Ojo: Dear God I know you gave us this gifts, and the gifts of God makes rich and adda no sorrow, please do not let is go through this pain. Even our boys can’t go through this stress, I can’t stand them passing through this horrible stress on the first day of their life on this earth, please God we do not want this operation. Bring out boys for us easily please dear Lord, please.

Bovi: eyha, I don day sorry for this mummy and daddy o, them really love us o. Them nor even want us to pass through the stress when we day cause for yourself. (He noticed that Agu was not saying anything, he turned to look at him and saw him crying, he burst out laughing) hahahahaha, you day cry, hahaha hahaha, see this monkey day cry, shay you day cause mW that day, why you come day cry.

Agu: shut up you Bovi, why I nor go cry, you nor see say them love us?

Bovi: Nor be you ask me weather na love we win chop?

Agu: bros I don day change mind. Love join, see since we day this womb, mummy and daddy never fight once, we nor day chop well o but them day try, them day always plan together and I get reason to believe say, with mummy and daddy like this, we go enjoy even if nor be now o but we go enjoy.

Bovi: shay na wetin I day try tell you, you day say make we go back make we go back. Sww sometimes we fit go enter rich people belle, we nor go get peace, no love, everyday fight, quarrel, na that one you want?

Agu: God forbid, I like this one, when them day pray together, eat together and plan together. We go happy here.

Bovi: so make we go earth abi?

Agu: make we go, and make we open doors for them, make we carry the blessings of heaven follow body, we too go enjoy from inside, them be better people.

Bovi: My guy my brother I believe you.

Just then they heard the doctors saying they should take Mrs Ojo inside to be prepared for the CS.

Agu: This doctor na fool o!

Bovi: Guy make we open this door, before that man go go tear our sweet mother. Make I day front abi make you day front.

Agu: Guy I go day front, i go go with prosperity and success.

Bovi: I go follow you with joy and peace and happiness.

Agu: oya make we go fast before them go cut mummy. I go miss this place sha. But we go enter a more happy home.

Bovi: bye bye womb!

They both opened the door as Mrs Ojo shouted and screamed right in the theater, the first boy came out. Followed by the next.

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